Empire of Anus

The Empire of Anus, alternatively the Anal Empire existed from 1 to 33 AC (180 - 213 / 270 - 303) It’s first and only emperor is Asscrack the Great. It had participated in the First, Second, Third, and Fourth Anusid/Anal-Roman wars. It had lands stretching from England to Italy, and later on ruled Great Britain.

The Anal Empire dissolved in 33 AC after the death of Asscrack the Great (-31 to 33 AC, or 149 to 213, or 239 to 303). The realm was divided between King Dick, who inherited Ireland, Mann, and the Hebrides and King Pussy who ruled the rest of Great Britain.